aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

faeirytale:

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

Anonymous asked: Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

michygeary:

I WANT EVERYONE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS REALEST SHIT

spicy-vagina-tacos:

people posting food porn with no recipes

first of all

  1. why

broshi-4-lyfe:

mudskipperkip:

there’s always one character that you would actually go out and buy a body pillow of, even if you find body pillows disgusting. there’s always one exception.

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guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

foxhero:

*browses own blog* amazing

Signs Best and Worst Qualities

astrologycat:

Aquarius- Humanitarian/Unemotional

Pieces- Imaginative/Over Sensative

Aries- Optimistic/Short Tempered

Taurus- Loyal/Self Indulgent

Gemini- Energetic/ Two Faced

Cancer- Maternal/Over Emotional

Leo- Friendly/Impulsive

Virgo- Gifted/ Over Self Critical

Libra- Balanced/Indecisive

Scorpio- Passionate/Moody

Sagittarius- Independent/Unemotional

Capricorn-Intellectual/Cold

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif